she is such a phenomenal actress
Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks
- girl: what are you doing?
- boy: something i should have done a long time ago
i’m not cool. i’m like the opposite of cool. wait shit that’s hot. i’m not that either. i’m not hot. i’m probably just. luke warm. room temperature, maybe
when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister
my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun
condoms aren’t completely safe my friend was wearing one when he got hit by a bus
i hate when i reply to someone w ‘omg’ and theyre like ‘omg what’ like nothing just omg
if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?
Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter
””“5 book trilogy”“”“
when you get a hot new mutual