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boosiebuise:

Maleficent (2014)

Heartbreaking scene.

she is such a phenomenal actress

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks
things white ppl say in movies
  • girl: what are you doing?
  • boy: something i should have done a long time ago

jaclcfrost:

i’m not cool. i’m like the opposite of cool. wait shit that’s hot. i’m not that either. i’m not hot. i’m probably just. luke warm. room temperature, maybe

sarahkeilman94:

when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

gif:

condoms aren’t completely safe my friend was wearing one when he got hit by a bus

deodrant:

i hate when i reply to someone w ‘omg’ and theyre like ‘omg what’ like nothing just omg

" it’s like i’m living la vida without the loca "

- my dad when my mom said we weren’t having pizza (via pemsylvania)

sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

" Lol ily too "

- A nigga who doesn’t ly too”. (via anthonycoldwinter)

weteevee:

when you get a hot new mutual

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